I have always said that sometimes The Walt Disney Company gets more bad press than they deserve. Sure, they are the most shrewd of all Hollywood businesspeople, as well as being known on the blogsphere for being wildly hypocritical in most of their judgments, not to mention being branded as racists from
Dumbo to
The Princess and the Frog. Yet, they continue to pump out great films such as
WALL-E and this year's
Up alongside Pixar, and no matter how overpriced, continues to generate the one place on earth that lives up to the affectionate term of "magical", the Walt Disney World Resort. However, when I turned on the ol' computer today, I read that the big conglomerate mouse had finally gone too far, they had bought Marvel Comics. We have a plethora of questions that arise from this $4 billion deal that occurred this morning, including what will happen to the movie properties and plans that Marvel Entertainment had lined up for the upcoming years, culminating in a collaborative
Avengers adaptation? Does this spell the end for the chance to see a quality Wolverine film, based on the works of Frank Miller and Chris Claremont? When will we face an inevitable Disney/Marvel crossover? A better question, will Pixar dabble in the newly acquired 5,000 Marvel characters? Even away from the relevancy of this movie blog, what about the comics? Disney television deals? Universal Studios Islands of Adventure's fate has my inner traveler nervous. Will Disney destroy Marvel? Will characters like Frank Castle/The Punisher be re-worked to become family-friendly to fit the Disney brand? Will Stan Lee still be a huge influence in the Marvel offices? What will the folks affiliated with Marvel say about the merger?
I suppose most of these questions will be answered in the next few days that follow, but right now the media shit storm is in full swing, and
MTV has posted an article about what we supposedly know about the deal thus far. You can also check out the official press release at
Marvel's official site, and I have yet to find, but I've read that somewhere on there, you can actually listen to CEO Isaac Perlmutter's conference call. Also, a link to the first place I read the story,
BBC News. And don't forget to check out what the non-movie crowd is saying, via the comment section on
Geekologie. Also, not missing a beat, don't miss Cinematical's weekly article
Girls on Film, where Monika Bartyzel compares the classic Disney princesses and Marvel's top heroines. There is also an article on the site by
Jeffrey M. Anderson, featuring lots of rather cheesy jokes that in all actuality touches on the fears of all geeks the world over at the moment. And for one final link to the story, the picture comes courtesy of coverage at
Kotaku.
So, with the future of comic books-to -silver screen in jeopardy for a cinephile, what could possibly make the news day worse? How about a franchise that doesn't know when to quit? How about three?
First,
Variety reports that even after
Halloween II was just able to climb to the number three spot at the box office this weekend, the franchise may be continuing, sans current director Rob Zombie. The Weinsteins have apparently got a yet-to-be-named filmmaker on tap to take the franchise in a different direction, and a different dimension... or what's becoming a very cliché gimmick in 3-D.
Also from
Variety, it was announced today that Nu Image and Millennium Films greenlit a fifth film in the
Rambo franchise. Sweet Jesus, that is just a terrible idea.
Finally, just when you thought you couldn't take anymore,
The Hollywood Reporter declares that Peter Craig is writing a new screenplay for a third
Bad Boys for Columbia Pictures. We are yet to find out if Michael Bay, Jerry Bruckheimer, Will Smith or Martin Lawrence will return. Also, would it even really matter?
Finally, if you haven't lost all your hope in the wonderful world of cinema,
The Final Destination took the top spot at the box office this weekend, topping the second week of
Inglourious Basterds by a little over $8 million, not even to mention $27 million over
Big Fan. Try not to kill yourselves before tomorrow.